After many seconds of thinking and deep analysis of current social trends yours Phreakolosophy has finally developed a revolutionary theory that could normalize social habits of the today’s humanity.
Sit at home front of a computer screen and say “Hey mom, look how many friends and followers I have” is ridiculously pathetic. Phreakolosophy is here to help, again. We are able to beat that entire social media **** Facebook, Twitter and all of them. We will get people back to normal. We will help people to forget all that **** and to get out on the streets again.
Since we are not an engineers, but just thinkers, we will not actually make the product. Moreover, the idea is relatively old, but the theory about how it will change society and beat all these **** above is originally ours.
Finally, the product we are talking about is a X-RAY GLASSES.
The x-ray glasses would help us to live healthy, to spend more time on fresh air and to laugh more often. The x-ray glasses will force you to lose some weight and it will ultimately resolve current global problem with obesity. Heart stroke rate would decrease significantly and it would help many governments to reduce their health care expenditures. The internet would serve as the source of information only and all those social media **** would finally disappear.
The industry that would benefit the most is plastic surgery. SEO would mean self-esthetics optimization rather than whatever stands for today. You don’t want somebody points finger in you and start laughs out loud, don’t you?
It’s naked truth.
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Stay free and confused,
Yours Phreakolosophy
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