THE NEW KING OF THE ANIMALS

The lion, king of the animals by many, but why? Why lion, by which criterion? It should be the most something, but it is not. Is it the fastest? No, it is not. Is it the best hunter? No, it is not. Is it the biggest? No. Is it the strongest? No, it is not. Does it contribute to human society on any way? No. Does it have some kind of authority over the other animals? No. Is it the most beautiful? No, it is not. This is debatable though, but by many the Bengal tiger is the most beautiful in this category.

So, how we will judge this? By Phreakolosophy the best way to measure a competence of an animal in order to be entitled as king of the animals is to coronate an animal based on its wholesomeness to humans.

Hence, dog would be in category number one, because they from some social reason probably has become member of many families around the globe.

Cat because of same reason.

Horse, because we can ride them and make a some money betting on horse races.

Elephant, because it can work really hard, and we can ride it, and it is really big.

Chicken, because it is a tasty bestseller, and because of eggs.

Turkey, because gathers a families together sometimes.

Lamb, because it is the author’s choice. 

By Phreakolosophy the best approach to determine which animal should be the king is taste, but in this case we will agree whatever voters decide, so vote people.

  

Wisdom of the week:
“I have never tried a lion, until then a lamb is the king of the animals for me”.

Joke from far, far away

Stay free and confused,

Yours Phreakolosophy

SO YOU WANT TO BE A POLITICIAN

Dream of the few and the nightmare of the many. That is the politics. It is mostly associated with power and people, and of course authority, money and corruption. For ones interested about career in politics phreakolosophy will point out basic must haves to become contemporary politician.

Firstly, general knowledge about politics is recommended, although it is not requirement. There are some parties involved and they are left, right or center oriented. Please make sure you distinguish between left and right. Center is easy. It is in the middle. Since we now talk about orientation it is good to know that if you are one of yours then the other ones are the enemies, but if you are one of the other ones then the first ones are the enemies. Hence, orientation is very important. In addition to orientation, one should at least know the most important rule, which is “Don’t ever admit your mistakes”. That is pretty much it.

Secondly, contemporary politician should have specific characteristics, so you should do self-assessment before the final decision to go in the politics.

For male candidates here are listed three most important characteristics:

• Big, big muscles, or at least to be very, very handsome. (Targeting female
population)
• Any level of sports background. (Targeting male population)
• Bachelor degree. Must be completed. (Targeting intellectuals and…you must
have a degree man)
• Smile. You must smile while eat, walk sleep, always, always, always.

If you have 3 out of 4 you are well on your way. You can start now and pump your muscles or complete degree later.

For female candidates must haves are following:

• You can have big, big muscles but beauty is not allowed. (Targeting male
population)
• Must have a husband, but everyone must know with 100% certainty that you
are the head of the house. (Targeting female population)
• Don’t smile never, never, never, never. (Targeting intellectuals)
• Degree.

If you have 3 out of 4 you are well on your way. You can start your career now and formalized marriage later.

On the end just small detail about running you campaign or building your image. Walk your dog often, make sure the most popular singer follows your campaign for the president and tell the crowd what they want to hear not what you think.

     Wisdom of the week:
     "No matter who gets elected, Government always gets in". www.murphy's-laws.com

     Stay free and confused,
     Yours Phreakolosophy

GREATEST HITS, 10 BIGGEST LIES MADE BY HUMANS

10.  A DOG IS THE MEN’S BEST FRIEND

        I was bitten by dogs three times and I still like them, but they cannot be men’s best friends. My buddy         had never bite me, nor anyone else but these three dogs. Besides I don’t have to pick-up  poop  after
        my buddy. The best friends don’t do that to each other.

9.  WEIGHT LOSS PILLS

       Robbery of the century.

 8.  DEVIL WEARS PRADA

      I saw plastic Prada shoes priced at 600$. I’m not comment design simply because different people have       different tastes,  but plastic one for 600$. No way. Idiots wear Prada.

7.  CREATIVE ACCOUNTING

      What. Mr. Accountant please don’t be creative never again. It’s too expensive.

 6.  IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO MEND

      This is funny.

 5.  IT’S NOT ALL ABOUT MONEY

      This one is tricky one. Let’s say it’s not all about money. Only 98.7% of everything is about money.

 4.  RELIGION

      I mean, come on.

 3.  DEMOCRACY

      Nice fairy tale. Please email me if you see one democracy around.

 2.  GOLF IS A SPORT

      Golf hasn’t any of sports elements but competitiveness, which we also can find in many other sports such        as Monopoly for instance. Small difference is that Monopoly is team sport, all other variables are same.
      For example, an  average player is able to do 6 push-ups, nobody get sweat, ooooops. The big
      difference is in earnings. Monopolists earn fake millions whereas golfers earn a real millions, but who
      cares. It’s not all about money.

1.  BACHELOR DEGREE IN BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION, MAJOR IN NOT-FOR-PROFIT

     Hahahahahahaha. I mean, seriously.

      Wisdom of the week
      "There are terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it that half of them are 
        true".
      Winston Churchill

      Stay free and confused,
      Yours Phreakolosophy

Wanna be Forrest Gump?

Mrs. Gump    “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get”. 

Sometimes it tastes like a soft caramel, sometimes bitter dark chocolate, sometimes as irresistible marzipan and sometimes it’s in artificial lemon flavour, but it is always in some sort of sweet tone, and often people want more of it.

Talking about box of chocolate or life, either way we will all, sooner or later, pick the wrong one or ugly one. It is all about picking. There is always an option, always. It is up to us to pick right one, and that is not a game. That is a life, and as one is getting older it`s less funny.

To be the Forrest Gump is the solution, but one can`t suddenly decide and switch to FG profile. It`s blessing my friends. It`s the creator`s special gift just for chosen one`s. It`s no stress, no problem sweet life, and that kind of box of chocolate is broken teeth 100% risk-free.

During the life everybody must meet at least one Forrest Gump. I personally know few of them and the way they cope with life is really something phenomenal, something I admire to. Their recipe or formula or whatever you want to call it, since FGs are even not aware of it, is so simple and it goes

•            0 % planning
•         0.1 % knowledge
•       99.9 % luck

It is simple as that, but if one tries to apply it is not going to finish well.  I strongly believe we will all meet at least one of those wanna be FG failures one day.

No chance anyone to copy Forrest Gump. One who wants the no stress, no problem sweet life never going to find it. Wanna be Forest Gump? No way. What one can do is to minimize those above and to do one`s best. And now is a perfect time to cite mama Gump again ``You have to do the best with what God gave you``.

Cradle of the wisdom, your Phreakolosophy, has not perfect solution, but as we are philosophy site we can help. Try Phreakolosophy formula to cope with life, which is following:

•         43.7 % planning
•         56.1 % knowledge
•           0.2 % luck (means buy lottery sometimes)

In clarification and breakdown of the formula we have to mention that small variations between first two factors are allowed, hence it can be personalized by taste preference and individually adjusted. Plus or minus 5.36% adjustments allowed only.

Start planning and learning activities early, day first recommended. Later, in early twenties you can start doing it seriously. Note, if you have missed seriousness in early 20s and if you have ignored formula in late 20s then you are going to do it in your early to middle 30s for sure.

However, if you have missed it in 30s there is very low probability you are the FG the chosen one. If you have missed it in 30s you are most likely just wanna be FG, you are failure my friend.

Wisdom of the week:

"Stupid is as stupid does"     Forrest Gump

Stay free and confused forever,

Yours Phreakolosophy