SO YOU WANT TO BE A POLITICIAN

Dream of the few and the nightmare of the many. That is the politics. It is mostly associated with power and people, and of course authority, money and corruption. For ones interested about career in politics phreakolosophy will point out basic must haves to become contemporary politician.

Firstly, general knowledge about politics is recommended, although it is not requirement. There are some parties involved and they are left, right or center oriented. Please make sure you distinguish between left and right. Center is easy. It is in the middle. Since we now talk about orientation it is good to know that if you are one of yours then the other ones are the enemies, but if you are one of the other ones then the first ones are the enemies. Hence, orientation is very important. In addition to orientation, one should at least know the most important rule, which is “Don’t ever admit your mistakes”. That is pretty much it.

Secondly, contemporary politician should have specific characteristics, so you should do self-assessment before the final decision to go in the politics.

For male candidates here are listed three most important characteristics:

• Big, big muscles, or at least to be very, very handsome. (Targeting female
population)
• Any level of sports background. (Targeting male population)
• Bachelor degree. Must be completed. (Targeting intellectuals and…you must
have a degree man)
• Smile. You must smile while eat, walk sleep, always, always, always.

If you have 3 out of 4 you are well on your way. You can start now and pump your muscles or complete degree later.

For female candidates must haves are following:

• You can have big, big muscles but beauty is not allowed. (Targeting male
population)
• Must have a husband, but everyone must know with 100% certainty that you
are the head of the house. (Targeting female population)
• Don’t smile never, never, never, never. (Targeting intellectuals)
• Degree.

If you have 3 out of 4 you are well on your way. You can start your career now and formalized marriage later.

On the end just small detail about running you campaign or building your image. Walk your dog often, make sure the most popular singer follows your campaign for the president and tell the crowd what they want to hear not what you think.

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     Yours Phreakolosophy