GREATEST HITS, 10 BIGGEST LIES MADE BY HUMANS

10.  A DOG IS THE MEN’S BEST FRIEND

        I was bitten by dogs three times and I still like them, but they cannot be men’s best friends. My buddy         had never bite me, nor anyone else but these three dogs. Besides I don’t have to pick-up  poop  after
        my buddy. The best friends don’t do that to each other.

9.  WEIGHT LOSS PILLS

       Robbery of the century.

 8.  DEVIL WEARS PRADA

      I saw plastic Prada shoes priced at 600$. I’m not comment design simply because different people have       different tastes,  but plastic one for 600$. No way. Idiots wear Prada.

7.  CREATIVE ACCOUNTING

      What. Mr. Accountant please don’t be creative never again. It’s too expensive.

 6.  IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO MEND

      This is funny.

 5.  IT’S NOT ALL ABOUT MONEY

      This one is tricky one. Let’s say it’s not all about money. Only 98.7% of everything is about money.

 4.  RELIGION

      I mean, come on.

 3.  DEMOCRACY

      Nice fairy tale. Please email me if you see one democracy around.

 2.  GOLF IS A SPORT

      Golf hasn’t any of sports elements but competitiveness, which we also can find in many other sports such        as Monopoly for instance. Small difference is that Monopoly is team sport, all other variables are same.
      For example, an  average player is able to do 6 push-ups, nobody get sweat, ooooops. The big
      difference is in earnings. Monopolists earn fake millions whereas golfers earn a real millions, but who
      cares. It’s not all about money.

1.  BACHELOR DEGREE IN BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION, MAJOR IN NOT-FOR-PROFIT

     Hahahahahahaha. I mean, seriously.

      Wisdom of the week
      "There are terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it that half of them are 
        true".
      Winston Churchill

      Stay free and confused,
      Yours Phreakolosophy